Human — Homo sapiens, full of errors and misread intentions, easily upset about things that are not important, eater of meats and vegetables and lentils, farter, dreamer of really boring dreams, mortal thing that will eventually die (hopefully not soon)
Woman — Has female g*****talia, identifies as a f****e, person over the age of 12 and thus no longer a girl, not a chick or a babe (b****s not big enough), mens***tes on a semi-monthly basis, can wear dresses without making a statement, cannot wear ties or get a short haircut without making a statement
Lady — Occasional shaver of body hair, one who coughs into her elbow, one who declines to pay for dinner and drinks where possible, knower and occasional user of manners, one who smiles, one who does not hit or bite others
Improv-er — One who improvises, wearer of flannels and sneakers, yes-ander, stage hog, maker-upper of s***t, holder of space objects, user of fictional situations to make real body contact, actor/ess, be-er of things that cannot be be-en, seer of things that aren’t real
Person-being — Striver, fighter, sleeper, one who lays down, one who stands up, one who admits they do not have all the answers, empathizer to a point, sympathizer to nearer point, listener most of the times, respector of most people except for douchebags, hoper for the best in life, one crippled in many small situations by great fear, one capable of knowing that fear spelled backwards is raef. One who repeats for emphasis. Raef.